Ruby & Price Start a Cult Cast

Ruby and Price are the adorable elderly couple who decided to spice up their golden years by starting the Ruby and Price Merry Time Cult! Ruby, with her penchant for storytelling, can talk your ear off with tales filled with so many details you'll feel like you've lived a lifetime in just one conversation. And then there's Price, who occasionally chimes in with his own unique anecdotes about alien abductions and sharing tips on how to negotiate with extraterrestrial beings. Together, Ruby and Price are the dynamic duo behind the Ruby and Price Merry Time Cult, where every gathering is filled with laughter, love, and just a hint of cosmic curiosity.

Bucky and Portfolio make sweet country music that's as raw and unrefined as a Texas twister, with lyrics inspired by their own experiences. From the hit single, “If I Ever Say I Love You, Consider Me Drunk” to the love ballad, “Love at the Dollar General” their songs are an emotional blend of heart and humor that'll have you celebrating, crying, and toe-tapping all at once. The New York Times declared, “Bucky and Portfolio are the yeehaw we never knew we needed." So grab your cowboy boots and your pocketful of loose change, because Bucky Goldstein and Portfolio Holladay are here to serenade you with tales from the wild, wild west... and the discount store aisle.

Hitchcock was discovered by Ruby & Price while performing stage magic at the Shady Pines Retirement Community for the Visually Impaired. His signature trick is the vanishing rabbit, which tends to reappear in the most inconvenient places—like the cafeteria salad bar or the laundry room dryer. Despite his knack for turning every trick into a comedy of errors, Hitchcock's infectious enthusiasm and endearing clumsiness made him a beloved figure among the retirees. Who needs flawless magic when you can bring smiles and laughter to those who can't even see the tricks that go awry? With Hitchcock Taylor, the real magic is in the joy he brings, one misstep at a time.

Meet Karen and Ken White, the dynamic duo who traded in their power suits for pom-poms to become the biggest cheerleaders for the Ruby and Price Merry Time Cult. Whether it's urging everyone to "spread the sparkle" or demanding to speak to the manager whenever someone breaks the cult's strict rules, they're the life of the Merry Time Cult party. They may have traded in their six-figure salaries for matching sweaters and megaphones, but Karen and Ken wouldn't have it any other way. After all, who needs corner offices and expense accounts when you can have endless merriment and cosmic camaraderie?

Lady Belladonna, the enchanting mistress of the mystic realm, was discovered plying her trade of tarot card readings on the bustling Pier 39 in San Francisco. With a flair for the dramatic and a knack for spinning tales that would make even the spirits blush, Lady Belladonna quickly became a local legend. But it wasn't just her tarot cards that caught people's attention—it was her uncanny ability to communicate with the dearly departed. With her flowing robes, sparkling crystals, and a cackle that could send shivers down your spine Lady Belladonna brought a touch of magic to Pier 39 and left her mark on anyone brave enough to seek her counsel.