Bernard is planning a romantic weekend with his chic Parisian mistress in his charming converted French farmhouse, whilst his wife, Jacqueline, is away. He has arranged for a cordon bleu cook to prepare gourmet delights, and has invited his best friend, Robert, along too to provide the alibi. It's foolproof; what could possibly go wrong? Well.... suppose Robert turns up not realizing quite why he has been invited. Suppose Robert and Jacqueline are secret lovers, and consequently determined that Jacqueline will NOT leave for the weekend. Suppose the cook has to pretend to be the mistress and the mistress is unable to cook. Suppose everyone's alibi gets confused with everyone else's. An evening of hilarious confusion ensues as Bernard and Robert improvise at breakneck speed.

Dear Apple Hill Community,

The legacy of Apple Hill Playhouse continues! Orchard Performing Arts Company (OPAC) will continue its tradition of producing high quality productions under the name, Apple Hill Players. It has been quite a year for OPAC, but through all the changes and uncertainty we remain committed to providing you with the best entertainment. We hope that you will continue to support and follow us on this exciting journey that all started with "the best little theater in the country". We can't wait to see you again!

OPAC Board of Directors